Monday, May 05, 2008

today is monday..
gt pretty busy in the whole afternoon..
had 2 tuitions which were side by side..
i dont mean place..
i meant the time..
lolz..
2 consecutive tuition which were at two different place...
almost drove me crazy..lolz
one and cck..another at jp..
luckily..there's a direct bus which took 20 mins..
well.. exams period..
its always liddat de i guess..
at least..the pay tats coming..
had done it job well in motivating me..laughs

came across something online just now..laughs
OMG....IT WAS soooooo COOL!!!! laughs..
The 50 things you should do when u noe that u will fail ur exams
couldnt stop laughing after reading tat..
maybe i'll try some during my exams tis thurs =p

-If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

-Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

-On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative

-Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

-Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers

-Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

-Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you

-Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam

-Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..).

-Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

-Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day

-If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.

-Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice

These are the ones i find it funny.. for the whole list..
please visit
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/212.html

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